Andy Rooney

If you smile when nobody else is around, you really mean it.

Andy Rooney

In spite of some bad experiences, I’m a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.

Andy Rooney

The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

Andy Rooney

You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.

Andy Rooney

Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

Andy Rooney

A great many people do not have a right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they’re talking about.

Andy Rooney

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others.

Andy Rooney

All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.

Andy Rooney

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Andy Rooney

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

Andy Rooney