Everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile. Andy Rooney View this quote
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,’ here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Writer, humorist, television personality
January 14th, 1919 - November 4th, 2011
