Andy Rooney

It’s not so much that I write well, I just don’t write badly very often and that passes for good on television.

Andy Rooney

It’s ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game – except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that’s important.

Andy Rooney

Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

Andy Rooney

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Andy Rooney

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic scotch.

Andy Rooney

Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich – we just don’t want to get poor.

Andy Rooney

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.

Andy Rooney

My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.

Andy Rooney

My mother always called me ‘sturdy’ and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

Andy Rooney

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Andy Rooney